![]() ![]() A man at a train stop shows off pictures of his three sons to a friend.įriend: “What do your boys do for a living?” Father: “Well, my youngest is a neurosurgeon and my middle is a lawyer.” Friend: “What does the oldest do?” Father: “He’s the plumber that put them through school.”.And I’m a doctor.” Plumber: “I know, sir. A plumber fixes a damaged pipe in a doctor’s house and asks for $200.ĭoctor: “Even I don’t make so much money in such a short period.Why do Scottish men never call a plumber?.What do you call a bathroom superhero (or superheroine)?.What’s the difference between a doctor and a plumber?Ī doctor washes his hands after he has gone to the toilet, but a plumber washes his hands before.One to get the beer and one to call the electrician. How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb?.A plumber was called in to fix a leaky pipe in the library toilet.Īs he worked, he made too much noise, so the librarian asked him to pipe down.What do you call a room full of cynical plumbers?.What’s the one thing you’ll never see a plumber do?.I used to be a plumber, but now I’m a missionary.Why did the plumber fall asleep on the job?.What do plumbers have when they fall asleep?.What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on?Ī royal flush is better than a full house.He went over to the Darkside of the faucet. Did you hear about the Jedi who gave up all his training to become a plumber?.“Each time you flush a toilet, you put food in my family’s mouth.” What do plumbers always say to customers?.What makes a plumber smile any time of day?.How did the plumber feel when he gave blood?.They all deal with gross domestic product. What do plumbers, garbagemen, and economists all have in common?. ![]() Looking for more occupation-themed jokes? We’re the professionals! Check out our nurse, doctor, and police jokes. We don’t envy our plumbers, but we sure do appreciate them, right? So, we rounded up these jokes specific to the world of plumbing. While not all plumbing work involves toilets (sinks and tubs use pipes, too!), plumbing still seems like a pretty gross job. In other words, plumbing has been around seemingly forever - which means there has long been a need for plumbers. ![]() Fun! Even further back in time, around 2500 B.C., the Pyramid of Cheops in Egypt had indoor plumbing. It was installed in 1596 and built by her cousin, John Harrington. Before that, Queen Elizabeth I had what’s believed to be the first flushing toilet. In America, Boston’s Tremont Hotel was the first to boast indoor plumbing in 1829. However, the world’s need for a plumber actually goes back centuries. After all, many of us still remember our grandparents’ or great-grandparents’ stories of mid-winter outhouse excursions. Most people think plumbing is a fairly new invention. And to go along with the poop jokes, we’ve wrangled up some plumber jokes. Where there are bathrooms, there’s bathroom humor. ![]()
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